THERE IS A CRICKET SOMEWHERE IN MY HOUSE. IT CHIRPS ALL THE DAMN TIME. IF I FIND THAT FUCKER, I WILL KILL IT TILL IT'S DEAD.

This pretty much sums up my day at work.

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO TAKE FIVE BAMBOO POLES AND MAKE A FUCKING TEE-PEE SHAPE THAT ACTUALLY STANDS? DAMMIT!

I have discovered that the difference between good, well written stories that I occasionally stumble across and the majority crap I usually find to read on my Kindle, that the the well written stuff actually breeds plot bunnies while the crap just fills me with incoherent rage or indifference.

So if you have Kindle recommendations (besides maderr's ( Read more... )

I am so pissed at State Farm Insurance right now. I have had insurance with them for less than two weeks and already there are issues.

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT SCHEDULES A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION FOR 5PM ON A FRIDAY?

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD.

D:

Dear Google Docs,

STOP FUCKING MAKING DESERT BRIDE PRIVATE ONLY. I WANT TO SHARE IT. SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE. IT PISSES ME OFF THAT EVERY COUPLE OF MONTHS I HAVE TO DOUBLE CHECK AND RESET THE FUCKING PERMISSIONS ON THAT STORY. SO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

Oh hey, I haven't worked on it since February. I should fix that.

Hugs and kisses,
Tsaiko

Why yes body, I would love to get my period the day before Valentine's Day.

THIS STUPID PROGRAM HAS CRASHED TWICE WHEN I TRY TO RUN THIS ANALYSIS. IT TAKES ME AN HOUR TO SET IT UP EACH TIME.

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!